the-pizza-queen:

words of wisdom

the-pizza-queen:

words of wisdom

majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

Who’s to say tomorrow won’t be the best day of your life?
Matty Healy (via stability)

bugladies:

hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine

textsfromtitanfood:

Eren: Dad, why did you turn me into a titan?

Grisha: It’s a metaphor 

Pixar ladies

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ